What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 10:02

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”